The Mayonnaise Jar





The Mayonnaise Jar
  When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class

 and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar.   He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
 Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand.  The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor,   as the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,'  He continued,
there is no room for  the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So...


Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

Please share this with other "Golf Balls"

I just did......
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Perception

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live.


They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from the trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad".


"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.


"Oh yes", said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.



The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.



Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants to serve us, but they serve others.



We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."


The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks, Dad for showing me how poor we are."


Isn't perspective a wonderful thing ? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.


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Appreciate every single thing you have.


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The Necklace

The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost five.

Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please, Mommy, please?"

Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's upturned face.

"A dollar ninety-five. That's almost $2.00. If you really want them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can save enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away and you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma."

As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and counted out 17 pennies.

After dinner, she did more than her share of chores and she went to the neighbor and asked Mrs. McJames if she could pick dandelions for ten cents.

On her birthday, Grandma did give her another new dollar bill and at last she had enough money to buy the necklace. Jenny loved her pearls. They made her feel dressed up and grown up. She wore them everywhere, Sunday school, kindergarten, even to bed. The only time she took them off was when she went swimming or had a bubble bath.

Mother said if they got wet, they might turn her neck green. Jenny had a very loving daddy and every night when she was ready for bed, he would

Stop whatever he was doing and come upstairs to read her a story.

One night as he finished the story, he asked Jenny, "Do you love me?"

"Oh yes, daddy. You know that I love you." "Then give me your pearls."

"Oh, daddy, not my pearls.

But you can have Princess, the white horse from my collection, the one with the pink tail. Remember, daddy? The one you gave me. She's my very favorite."

"That's okay, Honey, daddy loves you. Good night."

And he brushed her cheek with a kiss.

About a week later, after the story time, Jenny's daddy asked again, "Do you love me?"

"Daddy, you know I love you."

"Then give me your pearls."

"Oh Daddy, not my pearls. But you can have my baby doll. The brand new one I got for my birthday. She is beautiful and you can have the yellow blanket that matches her sleeper."

"That's okay. Sleep well. God bless you, little one. Daddy loves you."

And as always, he brushed her cheek with a gentle kiss. A few nights later when her daddy came in, Jenny was sitting on her bed with her legs crossed Indian style.

As he came close, he noticed her chin was trembling and one silent tear rolled down her cheek.

"What is it, Jenny? What's the matter?"

Jenny didn't say anything but lifted her little hand up to her daddy.

And when she opened it, there was her little pearl necklace. With a little quiver, she finally said, "Here, daddy; this is for you."

With tears gathering in his own eyes, Jenny's daddy reached out with one hand to take the dime store necklace, and with the other hand he reached into his pocket and pulled out a blue velvet case with a strand of genuine pearls and gave them to Jenny. He had them all the time. He was just waiting for her to give up the dime-store stuff so he could give her the genuine treasure.

So it is, with our Heavenly Father.

He is waiting for us to give up the cheap things in our lives so that he can give us beautiful treasures. Isn't God good?

Are you holding onto things that God wants you to let go of? Are you holding on to harmful or unnecessary partners, relationships, habits and activities that you have come so attached to that it seems impossible to let go?

Sometimes it is so hard to see what is in the other hand but do believe this one thing .

God will never take away something without giving you something better in its place.

The greatest gifts happen when you share love & touch others. NOT to DECIDE is to DECIDE ..
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Cross The Border If U Dare Cross The Border If U Dare

Where to Cross The Border?


If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.



If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.



If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.



If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.



If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.



If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.



If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.



If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported



If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get



- A Ration Card,

- Passport (1 or more)

- Haz Subsidy,

- A Drivers License,

- Voter Identity Card,

- Job Reservation,

- Special Privileges,

- Credit Cards,

- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,

- Free Education,

- Free Health Care,

- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.

- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home.



And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!



Hats off to the ********* in Delhi & pseudo secularists in society, who elect them.
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Thought of the Day

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with Rs 86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day; allows you to keep no cash balance; every night deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do with such an account Draw out every penny, of course!!!

Every one of us has such a 'bank'. Its name is TIME. Every morning it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off as lost whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.

Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the records of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against tomorrow. You must live in the present -on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success!

The clock is running. Make the most of today!!!
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SOME OF MY LIFE SECRETS...



WHAT IS U R NAME ?
ans. VIVEKANAND KANGTEKAR.

2) WHATS UR DATE OF BITH AND YOUR AGE?
ans. THOUGH IAM NOT GIRL...I CAN REVEAL MY AGE. IAM 23 NOW. 24TH
       JULY1986 IS MY D.O.B.

3) WHAT ARE YOUR CAREER OBJECTIVES?
ans. AHHHHHHH.I WANT TO BECOME MOVIE DIRECTOR. GOOD MOVIE
       DIRECTOR.

4) OK......TELL ME, DO U THING U R THE ONLY ONE LEFT TO BECOME A
    MOVIE DIRECTOR, DO U HAVE ANY BACKGROUND.?
ans. NOT AT ALL.....THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE TRYING THEIR
       HANDS IN VARIOUS DEPT OF CINE FIELD, AND IAM THE ONE OF THEM.
       AND I DONOT HAVE ANY KIND OF BACKGROUND.......BUT I BELIEVE I 
       HAVE COFIDENCE IN FOREGROUND .

5) ARE U IN CRUSH WITH SOME ONE.........?
ans. I WAS.......BUT NOT NOW. SOMEBODY LOST ME.

6) OK........HOW DO U DEFINE LIFE....WHAT DO U THINK WHAT IS U R
     FINAL DESTINY?
ans. I DEFINE LIFE AS BIG GAME.........EVER I HAVE SEEN. U R HERE TO
       PLAY GOOD GAME. THATS IT. AND EVERYBODYS FINAL DESTINY IS 

       DEATH TILL THAT WE HAVE TO PLAY OUR GAME. SO LETS PLAY THE 
       GAME.

7) TELL ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
ans. MOM, BROTHER, SISTER AND MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. SMALL FAMILY 
       BUT CUTE.

8) HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO COMMIT  SUCIDE?
ans. ONCE TRIED BUT..........BY REMEMBERING MY MOM I LEFT THAT  
       THOUGHT.MY MOM IS THE PERSON I LOVE MOST..........SHE LOVES
       ME MOST....SHE WILL NOT ABLE TO IMAGINE HER LIFE WITHOUT ME
       AND MY BROTHER.BECAUSE WE ARE HER LIFE. I REALIZE THAT I WAS
       QUITTING FROM THE GAME TOO AND I NEVER WANT TO QUIT
       ANY GAME EVEN IT IS LIFE.I WANT TO PLAY TILL END AND IAM
       PLAYING.

9) WHAT IS YOUR GOAL IN LIFETIME?
ans FRIST OF ALL I WANT TO BE A GOOD HUMAN BEING. . AND BRING OSCARS TO MY HOME CALLED INDIA. AND I WILL DONE DEAL.

10) DONT U KNOW A.R.RAHMAN ALREADY BROUGHT OSCAR TO YOUR
      HOME CALLED INDIA? AND WHAT IS THE STRAGEY YOU ARE
      MAKING  TO BRING OSCARS?
ans. YA.......I KNOW THAT WE GOT OSCARS, NOT ONE BUT TWO 
       THROUGH GREAT LEGEND MR A.R. RAHMAN SIR. BUT ITS MY 
       PERSONAL GOAL TO REACH OSCARS..........AND NO WHERE WRITTEN
       THAT ONLY ONE  PERSON CAN REACH TO OSCARS FROM
       INDIVIDUAL  COUNTRY.......AND I DON'T HAVE ANY GREAT STRATEGY
       TO REACH OSCARS............BUT
       I BELIEVE IF U   WORK WITH PLANNING, HARD WORK, DEDICATION AT
       YOUR WORK.........THATS IT NOBODY HERE TO STOP U TO MEET
       WITH U R SUCCESS. PUT YOUR HARD WORK UNLESS UNTILL GOD
       DIDNOT GET MERCY ON U.

11) FINALLY WHAT IS YOUR INTENSION TO SAY ABOUT YOUR SELF
      ON THE BLOG?
ANS. OHHHHHHHHHH NOTHING INTENTION TO WRITE THIS BLOG. 
         ACTUALLY I WAS GETTING BORED SO I WANT TO REVIEW MY GOALS
         AND WANT TO KNOW BETTER MYSELF BY WRITING THIS BLOG
         THAT'S IT. IF U FEEL BORED THEN PLSS LEAVE THIS BLOG
         IMMEDIATELY AND
         HAVE A CUP OF TEA OR COFFEE AND LISTEN TO BIG FM.....N ENJOY
         URSELF. SUNO SUNAO LIFE BANAO. BYE.

TODAY'S THOUGHT
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
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CURRICULUM VITAE

k.vivekanand
E-mail: oscarvivek2020@gmail.com                             
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Profession Exposure:
  • Diploma in Film and T.V direction from Madhu Film and T.V  Institute of Media Acting and Direction.(2006-2007)
  • Diploma in acting from Hyderabad film and T.V Institute.(2002- 2003)
  • Diploma in  western dance from Hyderabad Film and T.V Institute. (2002-2003)

Education Profile:
  •  Pursuing Bachelors in Design from jnafau (2010-2014)
  •  B.com gen from samatha degree college (2004-2007).
  • B.A English literature from Dr. B.R.Ambedkar University (2009-2012)
  •  Intermediate Education in C.E.C from Board of Intermediate Education A.P in avanthi  Junior Collage (2002-2004).
  • Secondary School Certificate from SSC Board A.P in Government vidya sree high school (2001-2002).

Professional experience profile:
  • Worked as asst choreographer for upcoming choreographer of tollywood (telugu film industry). for past  5 years.(2003-2008)
  • Worked as asst director for 2 movies which gone through pre and production stages. (2008-2009).
  • Worked as asst director in creative team for  24 frames production company under Mr Ramprasad (B.F.A).
  • Established V5 ARTS & CULTURUL ASSOCIATION (regtd no- 448/08), in September 2007, and performing as president.
  • Participated in 57 stage shows performed by me with in Andhra Pradesh. And worked as asst choreographer for 106 stages shows.
  • Working as dance faculty in mamtha high school (begumpet) since past 3 years
  • Working as dance faculty in St.Agnes high school (gundla pochampalli) since last 3 years
  •  Directed a short film called Nisheedhi duration of 1 hr in year of 2007 for educational prupose.educational purpose in the year 2007. Gunapatam,  Shadow the thought, Ghar ka chor, etc.
  • Worked as a cameraman(d.v.camera) for 5 short films shooted to submit in madhu film institute for
  • Worked as asst director for daily serial shubalagnam   pilot episode.(2007).
  • Worked as dance faculty in Mahesh vidya bhavan, shivrampally in year 2006-2007
  • Worked as dance faculty in summer camp training, conducted by DRS international school. (2006)
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for DRS international schools annual day celebrations for year 2006-2007.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for DRS international schools annual day celebrations for year 2005-2006.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for Slate the schools annual  day celebrations for year 2005-2006.
  • Worked as dance faculty for Mamtha high school to participate in 14th International children film festival in year 2005 and got 2nd prize .  
  • Worked as dance faculty for Mamtha high school to participate in A.P sports opening inuagration in year 2006. got 1st prize .
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for Vignan vatika high school annual day celebrations for year 2005-2006.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for Raxford high school, mehdipatnam in year 2005-2006.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for St Anns jr college, mehdipatnam for their annual day celebrations in year 2003-2004.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for St Anns degree college, mehdipatnam for thei annual day celebrations  for year 2003-2004.
  • Worked asst dance faculty for St Anns degree college, mehdipatnam for thei college fest, in year 2005.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for Vidyanjali high schools annual day celebrations for year 2005-2006.
  • Worked as dance faulty for Tiny Tots school for 1st anniversary in year 2006.
  • Worked as dance faculty in saralas nrithalaya s.r nagar in year 2004
  • Worked as dance faculty for 5 summer camps conducted by Tarangini dance institute in year 2004.
  • Worked as asst dance choreographer for serial kalasham telecasted in gemini tv channel in year 2004.
  • Worked as dance faculty for summer camp conducted by NIIT Kids Leda, barkatpura. In year 2004
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for Nizam media acting conducted by nizam college. In year 2004.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for college fest conducted by city college in year 2004.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty for St anns high school, kukatpally, annual day celebrations for   year2005-2006.
  • Worked as asst dance faculty in Vidyanjali high school, l.b nagar for year 2003-2004.
  • Worked as culrtural secretary for Arekatika suryavamshi society from 2003-2005.
  • Worked in teleserial asmitha telecasted in doordarshan (2003)
  • Participated in maa tv dance competitions got 2nd winner up (2002).

Personal Profile:
      Name:                          k.vivekanand

      Date of Birth:               24-july-1986

      Father’s name:             k.mannaji (late)

      Sex:                             Male

      Marital Status:              Single

      Languages Known:       English, , Telugu, and  Hindi.

      Nationality:                   Indian

      Permanent Address:     Hyderabad.                   

  Declaration: I hereby declare that the information furnished above is true to the best of my knowledge.
                                           
(k.vivekanand)
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